Rules of Cybertron

-7.    Launch is the worst map

-6.9  Do not vote for launch

-6.    If the only class you have at level 25 is a destroyer, you suck

-5.    If you are refuse to level up all your classes and become a prime you will be looked down upon

-4.    If you rage-quit out of your games, you will be looked down upon

-3.    If you ghost glitch in a public game, you are a glitcher

-2.    If you leave the map in a public game, you are a n00b

-1.    If you are a corner camper, you have no skill

0.     If you regularly use destroyer you suck

1.     There will be no running in cybertron.

1.1   If you do run, you will be chased cown and killed

2.     Whenever the total sum of health and shield falls below the threshold of 225, you will be hit by a random tank cannon shot and you will die

2.1   If you escape from random tank cannon, you will be hit by tank cannon head shot.

3.     If you end another player's perfect game, you will be targeted.

4.     If another player is targeting you, they want you to rage quit.

5.     If you are a scientist or infilitrator and you are slowed, you will almost certainly die

.6.     If you are doing well in a game, you will be killed instantly by rift-combustor

7.     If you are in a clan, that has less than 5 members, your clan definitely sucks

7.1   If your clan contains a large amount of unprimed members, it probably sucks

7.2  If you clan sucks, your clan record is falsified

8.     There can be no more than 3 good clans

8.1   If you are in a good clan, that does not mean you are good

9.     Being on the leaderboards does not necessarily mean you are good

10.   Kill death ratio is the ultimate measure of skill

11.   All DLC chassis are better in every way than regular chassis

11.1 Grimlock chassis cannot be hit by normal weapons

12.   If you use anything except deadeye on your nucleon charge rifle, best of luck to you

13.   All n00bs are snipers with the riot cannon

14.   If you do well as a particular class, everyone in the game will switch to that class

15.   Destroyer is an overpowered class and you should refuse to use it

16.   Infiltrator is the worst class but you should still use it

17.   If you ruin another player's fun, they will ruin your K/D

18.   Completing all your challenges will unlock the aimbot attachment

18.1 You will also receive a handwritten letter from Highmoon commending your infinite skills

19.   Headhunter is dead

20.   If you don't post your own videos online, any videos you do end up in will be your worst matches

21.   Your best matches will remain undocumented

22.   50 kills and 0 deaths is the ultimate goal of all true players

23.   A 4 vs. 7 vicotry is a testament to your skill

24.   Stand still, and you will be sniped in the face

25.   If you are a scientist and you remain on the ground to long, you will be killed by rift-combustor

26.   All your kills will be stolen by a random n00b who fires one bullet from his gun

26.1 If your kills are not stolen, you are the one kill-stealing

27.   There is never any ammunition or health when you need it

27.1 Your opponent will always walk onto a cube in the middle of a fight

28.   Cybetron is covered in sticky goo which will cause you to get stuck against the walls and floor

28.1 If you get stuck, you will always die

29.   Player collision is the enemy of all cybertronians

30.   You will inevitably be forced to carry your team at one point.

30.1 However, your backpack will be too heavy.

31.  If your party contains more than 2 people, it will be nearly impossible to find a game.

32.  You will always die after a host migration.

32.1 Severe lag will always cause you to die.

33.  If you are low on health, the enemy will inevitably spawn behind you.

34. If you are triple marked you are running on borrowed time.

35. Your multi-kills don't count when you are a destroyer.